Win95 Error-Codes

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Recently the following undocumented error-codes were found.

Microsoft forgot to explain them in the manuals, so they will be spread via
the internet:

 Error                             Description
  001  Windows loaded - System in danger.
  002  No Error - Yet.
  003  Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file.
  004  Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong.
  005  Multitasking attempted - System confused.
  006  Malicious error - Desqview found on drive.
  007  System price error - Inadeqaute money spent on hardware.
  008  Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments.
  009  Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened.
  00A  Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full.
  00B  Inadeqaute disk space - Free at least 500MB.
  00C  Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!
  00D  Window closed - Do not look outside.
  00E  Window open - Do not look inside.
  00F  Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened.
  010  Reserved for future mistakes by our developers.
  011  Window open - Do not look outside.
  012  Window closed - Do not look inside.
  013  Unexpected error - Huh ?
  014  Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
  018  Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old
       windows licence is not valid anymore.
  019  User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
  01A  Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software.
       We are terribly sorry.
  01B  Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time
       you will get a penalty for that.
  01C  Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadeqaute.
  01D  System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
  01E  Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
  01F  Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
  020  Error recording error codes - Remaining errors will be lost.
  021  Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus,
       however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed 
       and the virus will be activated again.
  079  Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please
       click the left mouse button to continue.
  103  Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Next errors
       will not be displayed or recorded.
  678  This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another
       game?
  683  Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system
       to complete boot procedure.
  815  Insufficient Memory - Only 50.312.583 Bytes available

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